#buckjosh bestieism

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Buck: I have boy problems

Josh: I’ve been waiting for this one, turn it up!

[originalcrime]

Josh: Buck, gay relationships aren’t always easy. like, for me and Eddie—

Buck: wait, when were you and Eddie gay dating!?!?

Josh: our turbulent workplace love affair only happened in my head, but it’s still relevant to my point that

[originalcrime]

Josh: I’ve wanted to be somebody’s gay sherpa for years, sure, at this point I’ll take a bi guy

Buck, pacing: d’you think if I say “I wanna motorboat your tits” he’ll think I wish I was with a woman?